So we all know how women feel about shiny objects, right? Well, how do men feel about shiny objects like this sinfully hot platinum dress? Goes well with pink doesnŠ—Èt it? I love to wear this dress out dancing. ItŠ—Ès so short that it rides up over my tight ass all night and since I donŠ—Èt wear panties, letŠ—Ès just say that I donŠ—Èt go home alone when I wear it out.

GRANTED, SHE WILL SWALLOW YOUR LOAD!